Oh well, the joke couldn't go on forever. I was actually going to reveal the
joke by 9:30 tinight, but I got busted early.
There is no Hemi in my Dakota! I left a ton of hints in my original post,
but only a few people caught them. Mike D was the first person to get the
joke, followed by GSWillhite, Eric caught it too but it is clear that he has
no sense of humor. I did e-mail back most people who e-mailed me off list
and let them in on the joke. Here are the "hints" I left in my original
post, did you catch them?
"1995 Dakota 10.29 @ 149.52 mph"
"472ci, 505hp, 5-spd, 4.56 LS, Blow-hot air"
"Toto...... were not in Kansas anymore!"
"I THINK IT WAS ALL JUST A DREAM."
"HA, HA, HA, HA!"
If anyone looked closely, the engine was about 3/4 size, the motor mounts
and fuel line were airbrused in, Also, if you look, there was no
transmission in it at all. There were a few other hints that only a few
people who are versed in Hemi tech would get. Did I really need three fuel
pumps? Did anyone catch any more?
I was laughing so hard I could barely contain my bladder! I thought it was
an innocent joke, but Eric did not think so.
" Just my opinion, but my experience with Mark, Photo Shop, Alias, and
Illustrator tells me it's Fake. I could be wrong, but I don't think I am.
If I am, I will leave the list. If not, can people be allowed to
intentionally mislead the DML? Or was Mark just pulling our legs? You be
the judge
Eric Kurtz"
Boy Eric, It's my experience that you take offense way too easily! What
would I have to gain by fooling you?
You could clearly see if you went to my page that the 360 was still in
there.
I hope I did not offend anyone else besides Eric (actually I'm getting used
to offending Eric lately, seems like that happens a lot), I had planned to
see how many people would catch me, I really didn't think anyone would take
that picture seriously.
Mark Kuzia
flyboy01@mediaone.net
http://people.mw.mediaone.net/flyboy01/home.html
1995 Dakota 13.79 @ 99.52 mph
360ci, 5-spd, 4.11 LS, Ram-air
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