> Hehehe...I wonder what's going through their minds right now:
>
> -------------------------------------------------
>
> "Uhhh...I think we pissed off the wrong people..."
>
> "Yeah, I heard something about this DML thing and that
> they're all going to
> drive up to our place and let us drive their V6's"
>
> "Yeah, I heard the same thing...and there's this guy with a
> V6 and a blower
> who threatened to drive over our company (Honda) cars as well!"
>
> "Oh shit...I think we need to print a retraction"
>
> "Nah...just feed them this line that we sent out mailings to
> Dodge Dakota
> Owners"
>
> "That won't fly, there's over 850 of them from what I heard"
>
> "Oh man...guess we can't get out of this politically either..."
>
> "Nope..I know, tell them we made a mistake and got the Ford
> Ranger test
> results mixed up."
>
> "Yeah...that'll work"
>
> "No, then we'll have the Ford guys on our asses as well"
>
> "That's ok...we'll just send them a bunch of FREE tires..."
>
> "You mean the ones out in the back of our testing facility?
> The ones that
> were blowing up on everyone?"
>
> "Yeah, those. It's OK...they're used to that anyway...recall
> after recall
> after recall..."
>
> "Yeah, I guess you're right. Steering Wheels, Rims,
> Tires...hell, they all
> fall off eventually on them anyway."
>
> "OK...we done with the meeting now?"
>
> "Yeah"
>
> "Good...hey, anyone for Starbucks?"
>
> - Bernd
>
Oh man I nearly pee'd my pants on that one!!
Greg
95 Dakota Sport CC v6 5spd
Rahway NJ
ICQ: 283886
http://24.6.89.18/dakota/dodge.htm
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