Oooooooops..sorry all. I must've clicked on the DML's
addy when sending this one out.
Waiting to be flogged and/or pummeled
--- "Steven St.Laurent" <Saint1958@home.com> wrote:
> Hehehehehhehehe....Ok. Now I feel a lot better
> after reading some humor.
>
> ---------------------------------------------------
> Steve St.Laurent
> 2000 Dakota 4.7L, CC, Soon to be Supercharged
> 1999 Chebby gone in 2003
> 1993 Suzuki Tracker (Geo) 1.6L
> COMING SOON
> 2003 Aspiring for a V-10 GTS-R
> 2003 Dodge Dakota 5.7 Hemi R/T
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: owner-dakota-truck@BUFFNET.NET
> [mailto:owner-dakota-truck@BUFFNET.NET]On Behalf Of
> eddiebe
> Sent: Friday, November 03, 2000 4:24 PM
> To: undisclosed-recipients:;
> Subject: DML: Mr Schwartz
>
> A mortician was working late one night. It was his
> job
> to examine the dead bodies before they were sent off
> to
> be buried or cremated. As he examined the body of
> Mr. Schwartz, who was about to be cremated, he made
> an
> amazing discovery: Schwartz had the longest penis
> he
> had ever seen!
>
> "I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz," said the mortician,
> "But I can't send you off to be cremated with a
> tremendously
> huge penis like this. It has to be saved for
> posterity."
> And with that the coroner used his tools to remove
> the dead
> man's schlong.
>
> The coroner stuffed his prize into a briefcase
> and took it home. The first person he showed was
> his wife.
> "I have something to show you that you won't
> believe," he said,
> and opened his briefcase. "Oh my god!" she
> screamed,
> "Schwartz is dead!"
>
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