I know people are going to disagree, but I would say this wasn't a race, but
a life lesson for the Ford driver.
He should have know. It was NOBODYS fault that he A) floored it, or B)
slammed on the brakes. ESPECIALLY when he didn't see the other truck doing
the same.
I see no reason to blame David. Blame Darwin.
--Nick
----- Original Message -----
From: "David Digney" <dodgedakotaquadcab@hotmail.com>
To: <dakota-truck@buffnet.net>
Sent: Monday, December 25, 2000 7:02 PM
Subject: DML: Re: Dodge vs Ford,or I spanked a Lightning! Bahahahaha!!!
> Ok,its Christmas Day here in Madison,Wis.Temps in the single digits.
> I'm at a stoplight,and what pulls up next to me on the right side is a
> yellow Ford SVT-Lightning.The truck has Illinois plates,and i know how
> slippery it is up at the next light,about a 1/4 mile away.I get his
> attention,he rolls down the window,and i remark,"hey dood,u wanna give it
a
> go?..lets see how fast your sh*tbox can move.
>
> The driver(a young punk)sees my "Magnum V6" badging and says,"sure thing
> putz",and i say,"ok,whoever makes it to the next stoplight,fully
> stopped,wins"..The Illinois twit starts revving his engine really loud.The
> light turns green,& we both launch off the line.I throttle up to 35mph,and
> back it off,quick like.Seems i forgot to tell the
> Illinois punk about the big patch of slippery ice before the light.
>
> Bahahahaha!..The doofus hits his brakes,does 2 doughnuts,bounces off the
> right side of a bus,clips a sand barrel,and winds up on a big mound of
> snow...
>
> I pull up alongside him,and say in my best texas drawl,"Hey boy,why don't
> you get yourself a real truck,a Dodge Dakota.Ohh,by the way,
> U Just Got Spanked!!!
>
> Bahahahahahahahahaahahaahahhhahahahahahaah
>
> Yessir,Bernd would be proud of me ;)
>
>
>
> David Digney
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>
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