Re: Dodge vs Ford,or I spanked a Lightning! Bahahahaha!!!

From: David Digney (dodgedakotaquadcab@hotmail.com)
Date: Mon Dec 25 2000 - 19:02:51 EST


Ok,its Christmas Day here in Madison,Wis.Temps in the single digits.
I'm at a stoplight,and what pulls up next to me on the right side is a
yellow Ford SVT-Lightning.The truck has Illinois plates,and i know how
slippery it is up at the next light,about a 1/4 mile away.I get his
attention,he rolls down the window,and i remark,"hey dood,u wanna give it a
go?..lets see how fast your sh*tbox can move.

The driver(a young punk)sees my "Magnum V6" badging and says,"sure thing
putz",and i say,"ok,whoever makes it to the next stoplight,fully
stopped,wins"..The Illinois twit starts revving his engine really loud.The
light turns green,& we both launch off the line.I throttle up to 35mph,and
back it off,quick like.Seems i forgot to tell the
Illinois punk about the big patch of slippery ice before the light.

Bahahahaha!..The doofus hits his brakes,does 2 doughnuts,bounces off the
right side of a bus,clips a sand barrel,and winds up on a big mound of
snow...

I pull up alongside him,and say in my best texas drawl,"Hey boy,why don't
you get yourself a real truck,a Dodge Dakota.Ohh,by the way,
U Just Got Spanked!!!

Bahahahahahahahahaahahaahahhhahahahahahaah

Yessir,Bernd would be proud of me ;)

David Digney
List Moderator: "DodgeDakotaQuadCab@egroups.com"
00'QC,SLT+,3.9,42RE,3.55,
K&N Home-Brew,Dynomax Super Turbo,Mobil 1 10w30

"DODGE DAKOTA QUAD CAB RULES"
(Super 6'er Magnum Power)
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