My story today goes like this. A punk kid was in his mom's (I guess)
Villager minivan. I mean, come on now, he's playing with me, I turn my
signal on to move over and he's trying to box me in with slower traffic
by speeding up (I was doing 70). All it took from me was little sucker
setup, slow down and he does also, then a part throttle downshift,
nothing more or less to get well ahead of this moron. Fine, I go on. He
trys it again (this time I'm prepared for him and watching my mirrors)
and right as he gets to my back bumper, I floor it up to 90 and leave
him in the dust, and then he gets held up by slow traffic whie I
skillfully manuver myself in position and back 'er down for my
transition road from the 134 west to the 5 north. I can see him swinging
back and forth trying to get through the slow pokes, and wait, what do I
see just ahead of me on the 5?? A CHP cruiser just cruising along next
to some rigs. I figure the fun ends here, so I go to the right lane to
get off at Western (next exit), but Mr Minivan goes straight from the
slow to the fast lane to whiz on by (5 lanes total) and what does he see
when he gets around the rigs?? A CHP Police Interceptor Crown Vic now on
his tail, Vector light bar flashing red, and me?? I'm already at the
bottom of my exit, watching him pull to the shoulder. HAHAHA, justice
was served, and he's gonna have to 'splain to mommy why he was doing 75
(at least) in her van!! I love out smarting young punks!! Also, this
freeway is my beat that I work, so knowing every botts dot and expansion
joint helped also. Stupid punks!!
Ed "Olznut" Halterman Sunland, Ca
'01 Dakota Quad Cab 4x4 SLT+ 4.7L V-8, Auto, Bright Silver LOADED!!!!
'66 Olds F-85, 5.4L V-8, will have 350hp Soon to be Intense Blue!!
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