RE: Spanking a Punk in a V-6 Mercury Villager Minivan

From: Bernd D. Ratsch (fasstdak@swbell.net)
Date: Thu Jan 04 2001 - 00:31:24 EST


Ed...what are you picking on kids in Mini-Vans for? (Or did ya spank him
with your "Mini-Dak"? ;)

- Bernd

-----Original Message-----
From: owner-dakota-truck@BUFFNET.NET
Subject: Re: DML: Spanking a Punk in a V-6 Mercury Villager Minivan

My story today goes like this. A punk kid was in his mom's (I guess)
Villager minivan. I mean, come on now, he's playing with me, I turn my
signal on to move over and he's trying to box me in with slower traffic
by speeding up (I was doing 70). All it took from me was little sucker
setup, slow down and he does also, then a part throttle downshift,
nothing more or less to get well ahead of this moron. Fine, I go on. He
trys it again (this time I'm prepared for him and watching my mirrors)
and right as he gets to my back bumper, I floor it up to 90 and leave
him in the dust, and then he gets held up by slow traffic whie I
skillfully manuver myself in position and back 'er down for my
transition road from the 134 west to the 5 north. I can see him swinging
back and forth trying to get through the slow pokes, and wait, what do I
see just ahead of me on the 5?? A CHP cruiser just cruising along next
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