Re: Re: Ford Truck Owners Are All A Doofus!

From: Aurelio Lopez (alopez7458@netzero.net)
Date: Thu Jan 18 2001 - 20:45:01 EST


LOL - Good one David. What you do, squeeze a few drops between the glass and the
wiper blade??

David Digney wrote:

> OK.I'm on my way home this morning,from dropping my daughter at high
> school.This bozo in a Ferd F-150,decides to change lanes,WITHOUT A
> SIGNAL,AND LESS THAN 7 FEET FROM THE FRONT OF MY DAK..Arrgh!!!!
>
> So,i figure,ok,its just human error.Then the doofus decides to pile on the
> brakes,and make a right turn..yep,NO SIGNAL!
>
> Now i'm getting slightly annoyed ;). Seems Mr. Doofus realizes he has turned
> on the wrong street,and decides to pull a "Dukes of Hazzard" and makes a
> 180(on an icy street)..
>
> He barely bounces off my left bumber(thank god,no damage to my Quad Cab).I
> decide,safely,that i'm going to follow this prick to wherever he's going.(he
> winds up at McDonalds).I try to be nice to him,tell him
> he bounced off my bumper,and about changing lanes w/o signals,etc..
>
> Mr. Doofus tells me "i'm a cop,and i dont give a sh*t.Watch your mouth,or
> i'll arrest your a**"..
>
> So i let him walk away,and when he's inside,i figure he deserves the "Super
> Glue" treatment.On his wiper blades only..Mr. Doofus never saw my plate.He
> was always in front of me,and i dont wear a front plate.
>
> The forecast tonight is for light snow....Bahahahahahahaaha!
>
> Sorry,i couldnt help myself.A ford driver caused temporary insanity.
>
> I will get down from my soapbox now..



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