You Got it Aurelio!
(for a minute their,i thought you were gonna chew my ass again)
:)
>From: Aurelio Lopez <alopez7458@netzero.net>
>Reply-To: dakota-truck@buffnet.net
>To: dakota-truck-moderator@bent.twistedbits.net
>Subject: Re: DML: Re: Ford Truck Owners Are All A Doofus!
>Date: Thu, 18 Jan 2001 20:45:01 -0500
>
>LOL - Good one David. What you do, squeeze a few drops between the glass
>and the
>wiper blade??
>
>David Digney wrote:
>
> > OK.I'm on my way home this morning,from dropping my daughter at high
> > school.This bozo in a Ferd F-150,decides to change lanes,WITHOUT A
> > SIGNAL,AND LESS THAN 7 FEET FROM THE FRONT OF MY DAK..Arrgh!!!!
> >
> > So,i figure,ok,its just human error.Then the doofus decides to pile on
>the
> > brakes,and make a right turn..yep,NO SIGNAL!
> >
> > Now i'm getting slightly annoyed ;). Seems Mr. Doofus realizes he has
>turned
> > on the wrong street,and decides to pull a "Dukes of Hazzard" and makes a
> > 180(on an icy street)..
> >
> > He barely bounces off my left bumber(thank god,no damage to my Quad
>Cab).I
> > decide,safely,that i'm going to follow this prick to wherever he's
>going.(he
> > winds up at McDonalds).I try to be nice to him,tell him
> > he bounced off my bumper,and about changing lanes w/o signals,etc..
> >
> > Mr. Doofus tells me "i'm a cop,and i dont give a sh*t.Watch your
>mouth,or
> > i'll arrest your a**"..
> >
> > So i let him walk away,and when he's inside,i figure he deserves the
>"Super
> > Glue" treatment.On his wiper blades only..Mr. Doofus never saw my
>plate.He
> > was always in front of me,and i dont wear a front plate.
> >
> > The forecast tonight is for light snow....Bahahahahahahaaha!
> >
> > Sorry,i couldnt help myself.A ford driver caused temporary insanity.
> >
> > I will get down from my soapbox now..
>
David Digney
President-Wisconsin Chapter of the DML
List Moderator: "DodgeDakotaQuadCab@egroups.com"
00'QC,SLT+,3.9,42RE,3.55,
K&N Home-Brew,Dynomax Super Turbo,Mobil 1 10w30
"My Dodge Dakota Quad Cab Kicks Ass...Magnum Power!"
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