Shawn
The only way to break a curse like that is to have sex in the Dak with your
wife. This will embarass the spirits and they will flee. I don't realy think
this will work but it will be lots of fun and will get your mind off the
dents for a couple of minutes anyway. ;-)
(just trying to cheer you up a little)
Patrick O'Day
----- Original Message -----
From: <MrDakota95@aol.com>
To: <dakota-truck@buffnet.net>
Sent: Tuesday, January 23, 2001 9:18 PM
Subject: DML: Dak Hit Twice !!!!! (Long)
> Ok everybody get this my Dak has been hit twice in the last 2 days! 1st
time
> was at 2:00 am Monday morning, some drunk b*tch in a Mistsubishi Montero
> decides to sneak home from the bar on the back streets and made it 1/2 a
> block before smacking the drivers side of my truck box, then she careens
> across the street hits a 5 foot pile of snow and flips her little SUV on
its
> side coming to rest a 1/4 inch from my wifes car. My wife helps her out of
> the vehicle and she wants to call her friends to come get her (NOT) boys
in
> blue were already on their way, she tells the cops she's had 2 beers (yea
> right) refuses a breath test and is instantly arrested (here in Iowa thats
a
> 1 way ticket to jail, do not pass go, do not collect 200.00 dollars and
the
> state instantly revokes your liscence for 1 year no muss, no fuss) When
she
> finally was tested at the jail 2 hours after the accident she blew a .217
> that over 2 times the legal limit of .10 here. So 3600.00 damage to the
Dak +
> the frustration factor.
> So I've calmed down about that one (kinda) when # 2 happens. I'm leaving
> work, stopped at a stop sign when this idiot comes rolling across the
parking
> lot and boinks me in the passenger door , I can't believe this is
happening
> so I jump out and go off on this moron, He says I did'nt see you because
my
> windows are all frosted over (DUH) I ask in a not so polite way if he has
> insurance (OF COURSE NOT) so I tell him I want to see his liscence, He has
> one (wow) I get his liscence plate # and notice his car has'nt been
liscenced
> since June of last year, now I'm really pissed so this guy decides to try
to
> bolt on me I had a witness stand behind his car and blocked him in front
with
> the Dak , Then I got nastier and decided to scare the hell outta him by
> threatning to drag him outta the car (I'm 5'11 220 he's 5'6 140?) had a
> witness call the cops, they show up and proceed to issue tickets to this
guy
> (not his car,Cops to bad for you) No insurance and an accident 660.00
fine,
> no tags ? fine, obstructed view ? fine. They were still writing him
tickets
> when I left and He was up over 1000.00 in fines already. My insurance
agent
> is going to get tired of hearing from me. So I'm half tempted to park the
> Dak. and start walking or just paint some white circles on it (its red
> already).
> What I want to know is what constitutes a Trottman curse? could it be
> happening here in N.E. Iowa and how do I rid myself of it. Any help would
be
> greatly appreciated!
>
> Shawn aka
> Mr(wrecked)Dakota 95
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