Re: Laying Down the Spanks Today!!

From: The Stewarts (firebird@kymtnnet.org)
Date: Thu Jan 25 2001 - 00:09:45 EST


Hey , EVERYBODY wants to race the R/T! :-)

-RYan
99 DA RC R/T
Gotta be the 360 R/T stripes.

----- Original Message -----
From: Jarod "Jester" Johnson <jester1@linkline.com>
To: <dakota-truck@buffnet.net>
Sent: Thursday, January 25, 2001 6:11 PM
Subject: Re: DML: Laying Down the Spanks Today!!

> Personally i just drive around till sumone gets on the right and wants to
> race by signalling me with a couple revs, or if i see a stupid rice burner
> (hondas r fun to spank) i rev my engine look over and start to laugh (evil
> type laugh) then we basicly haul ass and i win. So far i only lost once
(to
> a saturn but i was brand new to the whole shifting thing and i missed a
> shift bad!) I really like timing the light, dropping the clutch start my
> wheels burning then hooking right at the green. Needless to say i go thru
> tires in 20k i'm just passing 40k on my odometer and i running a bald set
> (my 2nd). But i'm gunna get rims n tires here shortly so i dont care, i
was
> gunna get down on the group buy for the hotchkis drop but paypal dropped
the
> ball =(
>
> Anyhow i yacked enough RACEing RULES!
>
> -Jarod
> Southern Cali lead foot
> 318 4x2 3.92 limit slip
> Standard cabby
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "A. S." <adakota4x4@hotmail.com>
> To: <dakota-truck@buffnet.net>
> Sent: Thursday, January 25, 2001 1:22 PM
> Subject: Re: DML: Laying Down the Spanks Today!!
>
>
> > How is it that you happen upon 5 races in one day? Do you provoke these
> > people or what? How do you start a race? I would think that you would
> have
> > to be the first one stopped at a red light, with someone next to you in
> > order to really say that you raced them. You would then have to provoke
> > that person to race, because I don't really think that people see daks
and
> > automatically want to race. Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying that the
> > stories of all these Dakota spanks, including yours, aren't true. I'm
> just
> > saying that I drive quite a bit on all types of roads, 50-80 miles avg
per
> > day, and I've yet to encounter these situations. Maybe I don't
understand
> > the definition of a spank or what a race exactly is.
> > --Aaron--
> > 95 DSRC 4x4 V6
> > www.geocities.com/adakota4x4_95/
> >
> >
> > >From: OLZNUT@webtv.net (Ed Halterman)
> > >Reply-To: dakota-truck@buffnet.net
> > >To: dakota-truck@buffnet.net
> > >Subject: DML: Laying Down the Spanks Today!!
> > >Date: Wed, 24 Jan 2001 20:09:43 -0800 (PST)
> > >
> > >I guess the weather brings out all the folks who "think" they're all
> > >that. This AM, a 1500 Ram, 1500 Chevy, Ranger, and Eclipse fell to me
> > >all in my 12 mile drive to work. Just now tonight on my way home from
> > >work, it was a Jeep Comanche. The AM ones lost mostly due to traction
> > >probs (it was raining pretty good) I sure did get an earful of spinning
> > >tires from those guys though. Used my 4-HI trick on them. Once I got
> > >sufficient momentum going, right back into 2-HI. The Comanche was all
> > >V-8 HP!!! He got me off the line (I knew I could waste him) but then I
> > >just totally walked all over him. I was ahead by 2 lengths by 60 mph.
By
> > >then, I just let up and let him whiz by, not wanting to waste anymore
> > >gas. I proved my point :)
> > >
> > >Ed "Olznut" Halterman Sunland, Ca
> > >'01 Dakota Quad Cab 4x4 SLT+ 4.7L V-8, Auto, Bright Silver LOADED!!!!
> > >'66 Olds F-85, 5.4L V-8, will have 350hp Soon to be Intense Blue!!
> > >
> > >http://community.webtv.net/OLZNUT/WelcometoOlznuts
> > >
> >
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