When I was fifteen, I was riding semi-professionally.
I was at one event (my last) in Michigan. Around the
Manistee area. I was riding in the pack, went up a
short ramp and became airborn. My Kawasaki 250, ended
up with both wheels straddling a big oak tree. This
gave me the biggest set of "elephant balls" I've ever
seen. Plus it rendered me incapable of becoming a
father. This was in May 1982. I was in the University
of Michigan Medical Center for more than 3 months. I
can still feel the hit, pain and agony. This is not a
fun sport. I just hope that you never get to feel your
own balls in your throat. If enjoying NASCAR in the
seats is the way to go, then I will HAPPILY DO
THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
--- Greg Plassmann <gplassman@yahoo.com> wrote:
> C'mon you guys. NASCAR is a spectator sport. A
> boring
> one at that. Get yourself a dirt bike and put some
> real fun between your legs. Get off the couch! My
> KTM
> looks great in the back of my new '01 Dak. Tie down
> points SUCK, though.
> Greg
> '01 3.9 2wd Sport, in SILVER!
> -
> Date: Tue, 30 Jan 2001 13:32:34 ESTFrom:
> MrDakota95@aol.com
> Subject: Re: DML: Nascar!!! ...was Superbowl 35
> In a message dated 1/29/01 10:18:12 PM Central
> Standard Time,
> caldridge@qwest.net writes:<< All right!!!....More
> NASCAR fans!...woohoo!
> Lets see...can we take a count of hands...who all
> on
> the DML are NASCAR fans?
> I am a big fan of Rusty Wallace (i know, i
> know...ford driver...but hey..i
> like him) and I hate Jeff Gordon and Dale
> Earnhardt.
> And this year...we have
> the return of DODGE...yeah baby yeah! See ya at the
> races! >>
> I'm a fan of Jeff Gordon and anyone who's beating
> Earnhardt and I'm glad to
> see the field broadened with the arrival of Dodge.
>
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