ROTFC (rolling on the floor crying)! That was a good one!
Aaron
99 RC V6 4X2
----- Original Message -----
From: Robert D. Smith <rsmith13@NYCAP.rr.com>
To: <dakota-truck@BUFFNET.NET>
Sent: Sunday, February 18, 2001 7:34 AM
Subject: DML: Dodge humor!
> Hey, DML! My bud in Michigan sent me this. I figured I'd share it & start
> off your day with some yuks!
>
> Go Dodge!
>
>
> DRAG RACE
>
> A man (Kyle?) was driving along in his Dodge Dakota, when suddenly
> it broke down. He was parked on the side of the road trying fix
> it, when a Jaguar pulled up in front of him and offered to help.
>
> After a few minutes the two men obviously weren't going to get
> the truck going again, so the Jaguar driver offered to tow the
> Dak to the nearest garage.
>
> A few minutes later the two had hitched up the Dak to the
> Jaguar, and they agreed that if the Jaguar driver was going too
> fast, the man should blow his horn and flash his lights to get
> him to slow down. With that the two men got into their vehicles and
> the Jaguar driver started to pull away with the Dak behind it.
>
> At the first traffic light, a Ferrari pulled up beside the Jaguar
> and started to rev his engine provocatively. As soon as the light
> turned green the Ferrari and the Jaguar hit their accelerators
> and took off. Before long the cars were racing at over 120 mph.
>
> As the cars speed along, they passed through a police speed trap.
> The officer couldn't believe his eyes when he saw the three vehicles
> go by, and he decided that he couldn't catch them all by himself,
> so he decided to radio for help:
>
> "You won't believe what I just saw! I saw a Ferrari and a Jaguar
> doing 120 mph side by side, and a Dodge Dakota behind them
> flashing his lights and blowing his horn trying to get by!"
>
> Bob Smith
> 2K DAKSY CC Sport +
> 3.9l; V6: 4X4
>
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>
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>
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>
>
>
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