Great story!! Definitely brought a smile to my face after a long day at the
station ;-) I think I'm going to make a page on my web site for
jokes/stories like this.
-- Chuck Robbins '99 Dakota Sport www.intense99dak.com> << Hey, DML! My bud in Michigan sent me this. I figured I'd share it & start > > off your day with some yuks! > > > Go Dodge! > > > > DRAG RACE > > > A man (Kyle?) was driving along in his Dodge Dakota, when suddenly > > it broke down. He was parked on the side of the road trying fix > > it, when a Jaguar pulled up in front of him and offered to help. > > > After a few minutes the two men obviously weren't going to get > > the truck going again, so the Jaguar driver offered to tow the > > Dak to the nearest garage. > > > A few minutes later the two had hitched up the Dak to the > > Jaguar, and they agreed that if the Jaguar driver was going too > > fast, the man should blow his horn and flash his lights to get > > him to slow down. With that the two men got into their vehicles and > > the Jaguar driver started to pull away with the Dak behind it. > > > At the first traffic light, a Ferrari pulled up beside the Jaguar > > and started to rev his engine provocatively. As soon as the light > > turned green the Ferrari and the Jaguar hit their accelerators > > and took off. Before long the cars were racing at over 120 mph. > > > As the cars speed along, they passed through a police speed trap. > > The officer couldn't believe his eyes when he saw the three vehicles > > go by, and he decided that he couldn't catch them all by himself, > > so he decided to radio for help: > > > "You won't believe what I just saw! I saw a Ferrari and a Jaguar > > doing 120 mph side by side, and a Dodge Dakota behind them > > flashing his lights and blowing his horn trying to get by!" > > > Bob Smith > > 2K DAKSY CC Sport + > > 3.9l; V6: 4X4 >> >
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