What the hell is this ?
--- "Tom (Silver89)" <SilverEightynine@aol.com> wrote:
> I think click and clack dunno what the hell they are
> talking about with this
> LOL
>
> I took that test several months ago - and it told me
> I should be driving an
> Olds Cutlass or somthing like that. I love my 89...
> case closed!!
>
> "mike d." wrote:
>
> > Okay ya'll... here's my Car-o-scope... <snicker>
> =)
> >
> > >>>Boy oh boy, Mike, you picked a vehicle that
> just isn't quite right for
> > you. You're compatible with your Dodge Dakota only
> in terms of your
> > educational level.
> >
> > When compared to other people who drive a Dodge
> Dakota, you're a bit too
> > young to be driving this vehicle, you care a bit
> too much about your car
> > compared to other Dodge Dakota owners, other Dodge
> Dakota owners make more
> > money than you, other Dodge Dakota owners are far
> more willing to take risks
> > than you are, you're more generous than other
> owners, you are a little too
> > much of a snob, and you're a bit too
> 'touchy-feely'
> >
> > For your further edification, here's a little
> further elucidation on these
> > personality characteristics.
> >
> > My dear, it appears that other Dodge Dakota owners
> just don't care as much
> > about their cars as you do. You're going to have
> to lighten up on this if
> > you insist on driving a Dodge Dakota. But, since
> this is probably a basic
> > character flaw and therefore unchangeable, you
> probably will have to buy a
> > new car to get your carma in balance.
> >
> > OK, so you're a bit of a wuss--or is it
> woos?--when it comes to taking
> > chances. So, why are you driving a Dodge Dakota?
> Eh?
> >
> > We agree that there are lots of dangers out
> there--and you're perfectly
> > justified in attempting to insulate yourself from
> them. Car-O-Scope will try
> > to suggest some vehicles that are more in line
> with your risk-taking
> > profile.
> >
> > Compared to most other Dodge Dakota owners, you
> certainly aren't the type
> > who squeezes a nickel to see if the buffalo will
> cough up a dime. No, not
> > you. Quite the contrary. Let's face it, you're far
> too generous a person to
> > be driving a Dodge Dakota. So continue to "cast
> your bread upon the waters,"
> > and Car-O-Scope will find a vehicle that's more
> compatible with your
> > generous nature.
> >
> > Gee, this is interesting. Car-O-Scope has
> determined that you are a person
> > who is quite concerned with status. And yet,
> you're driving a Dodge Dakota.
> > Other Dodge Dakota drivers just aren't as much of
> a snob as you are. We're
> > going to have to do something about this, now
> aren't we?
> >
> > Some of us have an overdeveloped left brain and
> some have an overdeveloped
> > right brain. And your strength is definitely on
> the right: the more
> > creative, touchy-feely side. This is not a bad
> thing. The world certainly
> > does need poets, musicians and people to work on
> the world psychic network.
> >
> > But this characteristic does make you somewhat
> incompatible with your Dodge
> > Dakota. Other Dodge Dakota owners are more
> objective and logical. But you
> > are what you are, so take your pick: Change what
> you are or get a new car.
> > (That rhymes, doesn't it? And rhyming is a
> right-brain thing. Cool.)
> >
> > Car-O-Scope Makes Suggestions for More Compatible
> Vehicles
> > Have no fear, Car-O-Scope is here to save you from
> a life of misery,
> > depression and hemorrhoidal flare-ups. Through a
> secret and proprietary
> > process (patent pending) the official car-o-scope
> has determined that your
> > psychographic and demographic profile is far more
> compatible with the
> > following vehicles: some of these suggestions
> might surprise you. But try to
> > keep an open mind. It's quite possible that the
> car-o-scope has discovered
> > some hidden and/or repressed aspects of your
> personality.
> >
> > 1. Pontiac Firebird
> > 2. Chevrolet Camaro
> > 3. Oldsmobile Cutlass
> > 4. Chevrolet Monte Carlo
> > 5. Ford Mustang
> >
> > In addition, you'd have pretty good compatibility
> in terms of your age, how
> > much you really care about your car, your income,
> the extent to which you're
> > a cheapskate, status consciousness, and your grasp
> of reality.
> >
> > Here's a little info on these personality
> characteristics. Read 'em and
> > weep.
> >
> > Here's a more detailed look at your compatibility
> scores for the other
> > vehicles on the list.
> >
> > But don't delay! Your health, happiness and
> general well being are at stake
> > here. Don't drive that Dodge Dakota for another
> day.
> >
> > It has been an honor and a privilege for
> Car-O-Scope to serve you in this
> > very important decision.
> >
> > And, don't drive like my brother<<
> >
> > Should I be insulted? I mean.... Mustang?!!?!?! =)
> >
> > -miggity
> >
> > PROJECT 13's --> slammed 88 Dakota / Magnum 360
> swap in progress!!
> > miggitymike@fast4x4.net
> > http://surf.to.Project13s
> >
> > "STOCK SUCKS!"
>
> --
>
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> "She has a face that would make an onion cry"
>
> Tom S.
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>
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Frank G
http://members.onecenter.com/autoworld/dakota/index.html
Mopar or no truck
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