I think click and clack dunno what the hell they are talking about with this
LOL
I took that test several months ago - and it told me I should be driving an
Olds Cutlass or somthing like that. I love my 89... case closed!!
"mike d." wrote:
> Okay ya'll... here's my Car-o-scope... <snicker> =)
>
> >>>Boy oh boy, Mike, you picked a vehicle that just isn't quite right for
> you. You're compatible with your Dodge Dakota only in terms of your
> educational level.
>
> When compared to other people who drive a Dodge Dakota, you're a bit too
> young to be driving this vehicle, you care a bit too much about your car
> compared to other Dodge Dakota owners, other Dodge Dakota owners make more
> money than you, other Dodge Dakota owners are far more willing to take risks
> than you are, you're more generous than other owners, you are a little too
> much of a snob, and you're a bit too 'touchy-feely'
>
> For your further edification, here's a little further elucidation on these
> personality characteristics.
>
> My dear, it appears that other Dodge Dakota owners just don't care as much
> about their cars as you do. You're going to have to lighten up on this if
> you insist on driving a Dodge Dakota. But, since this is probably a basic
> character flaw and therefore unchangeable, you probably will have to buy a
> new car to get your carma in balance.
>
> OK, so you're a bit of a wuss--or is it woos?--when it comes to taking
> chances. So, why are you driving a Dodge Dakota? Eh?
>
> We agree that there are lots of dangers out there--and you're perfectly
> justified in attempting to insulate yourself from them. Car-O-Scope will try
> to suggest some vehicles that are more in line with your risk-taking
> profile.
>
> Compared to most other Dodge Dakota owners, you certainly aren't the type
> who squeezes a nickel to see if the buffalo will cough up a dime. No, not
> you. Quite the contrary. Let's face it, you're far too generous a person to
> be driving a Dodge Dakota. So continue to "cast your bread upon the waters,"
> and Car-O-Scope will find a vehicle that's more compatible with your
> generous nature.
>
> Gee, this is interesting. Car-O-Scope has determined that you are a person
> who is quite concerned with status. And yet, you're driving a Dodge Dakota.
> Other Dodge Dakota drivers just aren't as much of a snob as you are. We're
> going to have to do something about this, now aren't we?
>
> Some of us have an overdeveloped left brain and some have an overdeveloped
> right brain. And your strength is definitely on the right: the more
> creative, touchy-feely side. This is not a bad thing. The world certainly
> does need poets, musicians and people to work on the world psychic network.
>
> But this characteristic does make you somewhat incompatible with your Dodge
> Dakota. Other Dodge Dakota owners are more objective and logical. But you
> are what you are, so take your pick: Change what you are or get a new car.
> (That rhymes, doesn't it? And rhyming is a right-brain thing. Cool.)
>
> Car-O-Scope Makes Suggestions for More Compatible Vehicles
> Have no fear, Car-O-Scope is here to save you from a life of misery,
> depression and hemorrhoidal flare-ups. Through a secret and proprietary
> process (patent pending) the official car-o-scope has determined that your
> psychographic and demographic profile is far more compatible with the
> following vehicles: some of these suggestions might surprise you. But try to
> keep an open mind. It's quite possible that the car-o-scope has discovered
> some hidden and/or repressed aspects of your personality.
>
> 1. Pontiac Firebird
> 2. Chevrolet Camaro
> 3. Oldsmobile Cutlass
> 4. Chevrolet Monte Carlo
> 5. Ford Mustang
>
> In addition, you'd have pretty good compatibility in terms of your age, how
> much you really care about your car, your income, the extent to which you're
> a cheapskate, status consciousness, and your grasp of reality.
>
> Here's a little info on these personality characteristics. Read 'em and
> weep.
>
> Here's a more detailed look at your compatibility scores for the other
> vehicles on the list.
>
> But don't delay! Your health, happiness and general well being are at stake
> here. Don't drive that Dodge Dakota for another day.
>
> It has been an honor and a privilege for Car-O-Scope to serve you in this
> very important decision.
>
> And, don't drive like my brother<<
>
> Should I be insulted? I mean.... Mustang?!!?!?! =)
>
> -miggity
>
> PROJECT 13's --> slammed 88 Dakota / Magnum 360 swap in progress!!
> miggitymike@fast4x4.net
> http://surf.to.Project13s
>
> "STOCK SUCKS!"
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