It's a slow post day. Let's just throw some junk out here. This is a
little funny.....
Let's Make Deal
A millionaire threw a magnificent party for his many friends. Only one thing
was bothering everyone, his very large pool was filled with alligators.
Towards the end of the evening he stood before a podium and announced to his
guests, "The first person that swims across this here pool will get a
million dollars!" He then stepped back and waited for a response. No one
responded, so he made another offer "I’ll give the first person a million
dollars and my mansion." Once again he stepped back and waited. Finally he
said, "I’ll give you a million dollars, my mansion, and a choice between my
Corvette or Lamborghini". Suddenly he heard a splash, turned to see a man
swimming across the pool hitting one alligator up side the head, wrestling
one after the other. With lots of luck the man reached the other end of the
pool, he climbed out at the millionaire’s feet. The millionaire
congratulated him and invited him up to his office to receive his awards.
When they got to his office the millionaire asked, "what do you want, the
Corvette or Lamborghini?" The man replied ... "I want the jerk that pushed
me into the pool!!"
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