Kentucky version Offtopic - You know you're in California if...

From: A. S. (adakota4x4@hotmail.com)
Date: Tue Apr 10 2001 - 14:51:01 EDT


You know you're in Kentucky if:
You didn't realize a person could make over $250,000 a year.

It's sprinkling outside, so you put the dog out to give it a bath.

Your child's school doesn't have a third grade teacher. Heck, chances are
you didn't go, so why should your kid?

You can't remember...did I plant the pot in the side woods first, or did I
plant the pot in the back woods first?

You've been to a baby shower for an infant who has a mother and father that
are also cousins.

You have a very strong opinion about how many times coffee can be used. It
still takes good the third time, but darnit, it gets weak that forth time!

You don't know what arugula is, or if it's fresh or not.

You can't remember... is pot legal? You ask the sherriff as you help him
pull the weeds from his crop.

The guy in line at Starbucks, wearing the baseball cap, sunglasses, and
looks
like George Clooney, is known around town as "the guy who went to college".

You don't bother with car insurance.

It's sprinkling out, throw the cat out and give him a bath too.

Hey... is pot legal? "Well, I don't know exactly what them there rule books
say, but this here .357 says it is"

Over 85% of the teenage girls are pregnant

Two overcast days mean good fishing and/or hunting.

Everyone who lives here knows that hurricanes, tornadoes, floods and
snowstorms
are way worse than earthquakes, but they can all destroy a mobile home.

There are no stores "across the street"

And finally, a question:
Q. How many Kentuckians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Oh, just let the wife do it. She's better with that high tech stuff
anyway.

_________________________________________________________________
Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com



This archive was generated by hypermail 2b29 : Fri Jun 20 2003 - 12:01:00 EDT