A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding in his Dakota and has the
following exchange:
Officer:
May I see your driver's license?
Driver:
I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Officer:
May I see the owner's card for this truck?
Driver:
It's not my truck. I stole it.
Officer:
The truck is stolen?
Driver:
That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in
the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer:
There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver:
Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns
this car and stuffed her in the bed under the tarp.
Officer:
There's a BODY in the BED?!?!?
Driver:
Yes, sir.
Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The truck was
quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to
handle the tense situation:
Captain:
Sir, can I see your license?
Driver:
Sure. Here it is.
It was valid.
Captain:
Who's truck is this?
Driver:
It's mine, officer. Here's the owner' card.
The driver owned the truck.
Captain:
Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?
Driver:
Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.
Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
Captain:
Would you mind opening your tailgate? I was told you said there's a body in
it.
Driver:
No problem.
Tailgate is opened; no body.
Captain:
I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you
didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that
there was a dead body in the bed.
Driver:
Yeah, I'll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too
Bill
'01 QC 4.7, Flo-Pro exhaust, Downey Tarp, Viper Alarm, RhinoLiner, K&N
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