I`m tickled! :>) You guys fracture me!!
--- ABeerCan@aol.com wrote:
> In a message dated 5/15/01 11:42:04 PM Central
> Daylight Time, bernd@texas.net
> writes:
>
> << If the billet is too rich for your blood (which
> we carry in stock as well),
> we also have put together a V6 to V8 Throttle Body
> conversion kit (used
> stock V8 TB with new IAC and TPS sensors included).
> Then, we also have the
> Fastman (ex-QuickD) TB's also ($250). ;)
>
> - Bernd
> http://www.speedtweaks.net >>
>
> And if a TB isn't enough, we have put together a kit
> that allows you to
> install two solid fuel rocket boosters (space
> shuttle type!!) on the sides of
> your Dak. We include programmable guidance systems
> for when the sfrb's
> disengage at the end of the 1/4 mile run so they
> will fly straight to your
> house and land on your front lawn. We also throw in
> (TOTALLY FREE) a fully
> certified nomex suit with a halon fire extinguishing
> system built into the
> suit for when the sfrb's disengage and toast your
> Dak. We do not claim
> responsibility for your Dak burning after
> disengagement. We figure if you
> can afford these, then you can afford a new truck
> after each use! :oP
> Price: (est., each application varies)
> $2.8 million for basic kit
> $9.3 million for the Bernd style kit ;o) (and we
> even throw in a set of clear
> "ricer" lenses for free! hahahahahaha)
>
> The other Will
>
> p.s. If you actually purchase one of out kits
> within the next 30 minutes, we
> will throw in a free in cockpit flight recorder with
> heavy duty black box!!
> CALL NOW!!
>
> 1-800-FULL-OBS d:o)
>
> p.s.s. For those hopeless few, this was a joke. If
> it took you this far to
> figure that out, maybe you and Ron should start a
> support group! <ducking
> and running> ;o)
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Steve Preston 1999 Dakota Sport 3.9V6,4x4,3.92 Anti-spin,42RE auto,Intense Blue,regular cab.
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