Re:Re: Re:Fast and the Furious - thumbs down.

From: George S Willhite (gswillhite@ualr.edu)
Date: Fri Jul 06 2001 - 02:34:29 EDT


Hehe,

Whats wrong frank, own some nippon shares?
Thats the same noise I heard at the show.

GS -
>>>>>>>>>>>>>

frank golembieski <editzero@yahoo.com>wrote:
Well marketing must pay off they got your money.
And like you didn't know it was about ricers before
you laided you money on the ticket counter? Must not
have read any reviews or seen TV in the last month?
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
> > I had to get up leave the theatre on this one. The
> > movie was way to *power ranger* with all the neon
> > nippons whining and moving in unison. The American
> > muscle sound was almost non-existant and every car
> > was a rice commerical. Its a Great force fed
> marketing
> > strategy tho.
> >
> > GS -
> >
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > Marty Galyean <mgalyean@acm.org>wrote:
> >
> > Went and saw 'The Fast and The Furious' at a
> matinee today.
> >
> > The dialog alone makes it worth walking out on.
> >
> > I was going insane listening to all those whiny 4
> bangers.
> >
> > I almost walked out when they would show the
> scenes of them pirating the
> > big rigs. Like mosquitoes buzzing around a, well,
> around a Kenworth.
> > Cripes any trucker would know right off that he
> didn't have to put up
> > with that shit. A big rig could swat each one of
> those puny toys from
> > the rode with a jerk of the big wheel and every
> trucker would know this.
> >
> > The part where they shoot the cable through the
> windshield and then the
> > guy climbs across: Let's see, guy is halfway
> across the cable, trucker
> > slams on brakes. No more cable as 18 wheels dig
> in, and as a bonus, no
> > more guy on cable (where'd he go?). That would be
> in real life.
> >
> > I definately learned a new respect for neon lights
> though. I didn't
> > realize how fast they could make a car go.
> >
> > The Charger/Challenger was nice (sorry, couldn't
> place it exactly. I'm
> > an idiot). They had to kiss some real muscle butt
> I suppose.
> >
> > I hope there are no cops like the one in the movie
> on my local force.
> > Lives could be in grave danger and there would
> definately be a tax hike
> > to pay his bills.
> >
> > I don't know why I sat through the whole thing.
> When I was a teenager
> > I'd get laughs by joking that "when you go to
> hell, you have to sit and
> > finish all the t.v. shows and movies you didn't
> finish because you
> > thought they were too stupid". Maybe I just didn't
> want to have to sit
> > through the movie in hell all over again. I
> watched to the bitter end.
> > But hell should be more pleasant now.
> >
> > Here is a joke I just thought of:
> >
> > Q: How can the average ricer lose .1 second?
> > A: Remove the 150 lbs in stickers, things that
> glow, and exhaust tips.
> >
> > Apologies if it's not that funny.
> >
> > Marty
>



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