In a message dated 8/24/01 9:58:21 PM Central Daylight Time, bernd@texas.net
writes:
<< The force is strong within me...then again, so is the beer I'm drinkin'
right now. ;)
- Bernd >>
Never underestimate the power of Beer! It's force is one that should not be
reckoned with. For by itself, a Beer is fairly week. However, Beer never
travels alone. It is often found with other members of the gang known as the
"Six Pack." It seems that this gang is starting to become more organized as
the popularity of the Beer gang known simply as the "Case" is growing
rapidly. When the members of the "Case" are working together, the power of
Beer is usually too much for a "normal" human being to deal with. True,
there are those "super natural" humans who scruffily laugh at a "Case" of
Beer. These people have appearantly battled the "Six Pack" and the "Case"
Beer gangs, but he has not met up with the God Father of all Beer gangs, "The
Keg." No man has the power to overtake "The Keg." For "The Keg" is mighty
and his power is unimaginable. So the next time you think about "a Beer",
just remember, there are others out there waiting on you. Their force will
slowly take over you till you feel something cold on your shoulder. When you
turn to see what is so cold on your shoulder you will recognize it as "The
Floor." Ahhhhhhhh, the power of Beer.
The other Will
< BEER -- Helping ugly women get laid since 1795! >
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