(Warning: this is NOT a good hunting practice. Kids don't try this at home)
Don't shoot the dead cow.. shoot the cow paddies.. the fresh ones.. It
works best if you have a friend that can take a joke or someone that you
don't like close by not knowing what's going on. You use a 12gauge shotgun
and when they get close to a pie you tell them for every action there is an
opposite and equal reaction.. Then you shoot the pie and stuff flies
everywhere and all over them. This provides hours of fun when there are no
quail to shoot. The hard part is explaining why you smell the way you do.
And why you are empty handed and out of ammo when you get home from a day of
hunting..
----- Original Message -----
From: <Bidwack@aol.com>
To: <dakota-truck@buffnet.net>
Sent: Tuesday, December 04, 2001 8:27 AM
Subject: DML: Dead Cow Was: Whatz the volume of the V-10 engine?
> In a message dated 12/4/01 8:39:00 AM Eastern Standard Time,
> kevinhoegen@email.com writes:
>
> << Yeah, what the..did a possum crawl up in yer brain and die??
> > I remember walking up on a dead cow while jackrabbit hunting when I
lived
> in
> > SA Texas. We shot at it and a possum shot out of its rear. It had
that
> > thing all chewed up!
> > Just thought I'd share that! >>
>
> Why were you shooting at a dead cow in the first place?
>
> Bill White - http://www.moparforme.com
>
> THE BIONIC DODGE - 2000 Ram QC 1500 Sport, 408 Stroker, Vortech T-trim
> blower, 'nuff said.
>
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