> > > >Subject: ouch
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > > There was a guy sunbathing in the nude. He saw a little girl
coming
> > > > >
> > > > > > toward him, so he covered himself with the newspaper he was
> reading.
> > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > > The girl came up to him and asked, "What do you have under the
> > > > >newspaper?"
> > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > > Thinking quickly, the guy replied, 'A bird.' The girl walked
> away,
> > >and
> > > > >the
> > > > >
> > > > > > guy fell asleep.
> > > > >
> > > > > > When he woke up, he was in the hospital in tremendous pain. The
> > >police
> > > > >
> > > > > > asked him what
> > > > >
> > > > > > happened. The guy says, "I don't know. I was lying on the beach
> and
> > >this
> > > > >
> > > > > > little girl asked
> > > > >
> > > > > > me a question, I guess I dozed off, and the next thing I know
I'm
> > >here."
> > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > > The police went to the beach and found the girl, and asked her,
> > >"What
> > > > >did
> > > > >
> > > > > > you do to that naked fellow?" After a pause, the girl replied,
> "To
> > >him?
> > > > >
> > > > > > Nothing. I was playing with his bird and it spit on me, so I
> broke
> > >its
> > > > >
> > > > > > neck, cracked its eggs, and set its nest on fire!"
> > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > > Moral of the story........................never lie to A child.
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