lil something I got off a local racing board....
In a train carriage there was Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, a spectacular
looking blonde and a frightfully awful looking lady. After several minutes
of the trip, the train passes through a dark tunnel, and the unmistakable
sound of a slap is heard. When they leave the tunnel, Clinton had a big red
slap mark on his cheek.
(1) The blonde thought - "That rascal Clinton wanted to touch me and by
mistake, he must have put his hand on the ugly lady, who in turn must have
slapped his face"
(2) The ugly lady thought - "That dirty old Bill Clinton laid his
hands on the blonde and she smacked him".
(3) Bill Clinton thought - "George put his hand on that blonde and by
mistake she slapped me".
(4) George Bush thought - "I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can smack
Clinton again".
Tim Berry - Chesapeake, VA
97 Dakota Club Cab SLT (4315lbs)
318's best: 13.28@103.75
360's best: 13.03@103.76
355.8RWHP 395.2RWTQ (runnin lean)
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