RE: Humor...

From: Stlaurent Mr Steven (STLAURENTS@MCTSSA.USMC.MIL)
Date: Tue Oct 15 2002 - 09:28:06 EDT


LOL

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Steven St.Laurent
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Engineering Branch, PSD, MCTSSA
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"Democracy cannot exist as a permanent form of government.
It can only exist until voters discover they can vote themselves
largess (generous gifts) from the public treasury. From that moment
on, the majority always votes for the candidates promising the most
benefits from the public treasury, with the result that a democracy
always collapses over loose fiscal policy, always followed by a
dictatorship. The average age of the world's greatest civilizations
has been 200 years. These nations have progressed through this
sequence: from spiritual faith to great courage; from courage to
liberty; from liberty to abundance; from abundance to complacency;
from complacency to apathy; from apathy to dependence; from
dependence back again to bondage.
(By Alexander Tyler Frasier, over 200 years ago.)

-----Original Message-----
From: Tim Berry [mailto:coolva1@cox.net]
Sent: Saturday, October 12, 2002 7:13 AM
To: dakota-truck@dakota-truck.net
Subject: DML: Humor...

lil something I got off a local racing board....

In a train carriage there was Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, a spectacular
looking blonde and a frightfully awful looking lady. After several minutes
of the trip, the train passes through a dark tunnel, and the unmistakable
sound of a slap is heard. When they leave the tunnel, Clinton had a big red
slap mark on his cheek.

(1) The blonde thought - "That rascal Clinton wanted to touch me and by
mistake, he must have put his hand on the ugly lady, who in turn must have
slapped his face"

(2) The ugly lady thought - "That dirty old Bill Clinton laid his
hands on the blonde and she smacked him".

(3) Bill Clinton thought - "George put his hand on that blonde and by
mistake she slapped me".

(4) George Bush thought - "I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can smack
Clinton again".

Tim Berry - Chesapeake, VA
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