I think the media were the only folks that cared about the moron comment.
As a warning: the US invasion of Eastern Canada will begin in about three
weeks, as we load up our sleds, hook the trailers to our Daks, and head for
the snowmobile trails in Ontario and Quebec. As we move North, we will have
to relearn everything we forgot over the summer:
The difference between a Loonie and Toonie, how many klicks to a mile, how
to calculate a tip in US $ for the friendly table dancer, and how to convert
liters to gallons to figure gas mileage. A wonderful guide can be found at
the link below.
http://www.geocities.com/great_being_canadian/intro.html
Scott
----- Original Message -----
From: "Terrible Tom" <SilverEightynine@earthlink.net>
To: <dakota-truck-moderator@bent.twistedbits.net>
Sent: Thursday, November 28, 2002 11:17 PM
Subject: Re: DML: A call to all Canuk Dak owners
>
> SOMEONE HELP!! QUICK SOMEONE GET AN EXORCIST! The Mud Pit has taken
> over Bob!
>
> Man, if I didn't know the Canadians celebrated Thanksgiving in October,
> I would take a guess that you overdosed on some baaaad bird this year,
Bob.
>
> Dion CAN stay in Vegas... I wouldn't even wish her sent back to
> Canada... thats too cruel to you folks. She can stay in Vegas where the
> radiation from the nuke testing will eat away at her vocal cords.
>
> Your insults twards our "president" bother me not one bit heheh...
>
> And be nice... or you will not only be invaded by Yanks.. but Chicago
> yanks! I just might slide across the border and attend a few of yer
> Candian mopar meets. Equipped to change all of yer Kilometer speedo
> gauges over to US Standard .. then roll the guages forward :-P
>
> Also I KNOW where Canada is located - - its way up there where Santy
> Claus and the polar bears live. I watch Red/Green Show ya know!!
>
>
> :-P
>
>
> Bob Tom wrote:
> >
> > "We shall fight on the beaches. We shall fight on the landing grounds.
> > We shall fight in the fields, and in the streets, we shall fight in the
> > hills.
> > We shall never surrender!"
> > -- Winston Churchill, 1940.
> >
> > My fellow Canadians, the time has come to defend our home and native
land.
> > Put down your Tim Horton's double double and pick up your hockey and
> > lacrosse sticks, the Yanks are coming!
> >
> >
> > Bob (Just thought things were a little slow :-) )
> >
>
>
>
> --
>
> --------------------------------------------------------------------------
--------------
> Terrible Tom
>
> "It's a living thing... It breathes, it eats, ...and it hates..."
>
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>
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