Tell me about it!!!!.....that CRAP isn't
much good!...we get so many returns it's a crime!!
As far as the ricers go, I'm the one that get's selected to put that $H!T
out on the
shelves for them!!.......
and most of them won't line up at the track on Thursday night against my
Dak!
Hmmmmm....I wonder if my low 15 sec
timeslip has anything to do with it?...
it'll be in the 14's next week........
heheheheehehheehe......
Ron-
Performance consultant
Muscletrucks.net
----- Original Message -----
From: "Terrible Tom" <SilverEightynine@earthlink.net>
To: <dakota-truck-moderator@bent.twistedbits.net>
Sent: Monday, June 09, 2003 12:24 PM
Subject: DML: Re: Fast and furious movie
>
> BARRY OLIVER wrote:
> > I went to see another movie this weekend. When I got out of my movie,
> > I noticed a crowd of ricers over in the corner trying to do burnouts.
> > When I pulled up (99,CC,4x4,31x13.50BFG's, STS brushguard) one of the
guys was saying
> > he couldn't do a burnout because his car was "set up to drag race and
hooked up so good"
> > I was going to stop and look at the cars, but hearing this guy say that,
I started
> > laughing. The guy was not amused, cussed at me and asked me "what U
got?". I climbed
> > back in my truck, and uttered my redneck last words - Hey Y'all watch
this!"
> > and proceeded to impress myself with tire smoke. The lot had a slight
rise to it,
> > and apparently had been just sealed (slick as snot). My speedo was
showing 90-120,
> > band I was rollong forward at about a walking pace. I burned for 60
feet or so
> > before I let off. When I went back and looked at my handiwork, I
noticed that
> > I had burned through the sealer (and the paint lines) down to the
asphalt, most of
> > the way (and my tracks were 12 inches wide...) The dude was pissed, and
made some
> > rude comments, but I came back by asking how it felt being shown up buy
a 4x4
> > with big tires. I felt like such a hooligan.
> >
>
> HHahahahahaahahahhahahahahaah!!! Any chance to humiliate a ricer go for
it!
> They are in the store all the time. With the Fast/Furious movie out -
> we carry a
> lot of BS merchandise from the movie, floor mats, gauges, neon light
> kids etc etc... the neon kids are so crappy that they are being returned
> left and right because they keep failing.
>
> Have to be nice to the ricers I mean customers... heh
>
> On a somewhat related item - I'm the only Dodge guy at work. The others
> are a ricer, Chevy guy, VM guy, Ford guy, and another GM guy. I'm a
> pilgrim in an unholy land!
>
> --
> --------------------------------------------------------------------------
--- > Terrible Tom > > *********COUNTDOWN (error) DAYS UNTIL M-DAY********* > > Silver '89 Dakota Reg Cab, V6, Auto, 8 footer, 4x2 > Silver '89 Dakota Reg Cab, V6, Auto, 8 footer, 4x4 > Green/Silver '95 Jeep Cherokee, I-6 HO, Auto, 4 door, 4x4 > > AIM Screen name And Yahoo Messenger Name: SilverEightynine > > DML Profile URL: > http://www.twistedbits.net/WWWProfile/dakota/LkxxVw49jp7dU/ > >
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