<jon@dakota-truck.net> wrote in message
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>
> "Josh Battles" <jbattles@bankfinancial.com> wrote:
>
> : I wouldn't worry about buying a marker for the BBQ... you're the only
person
> : so far that has been seriously interested. I may just bring my marker
to
> : shoot Adam and Norah for suggesting that they tie me to a tree and shoot
me
> : with paintballs. You're welcome to join in though!
>
>
> Heh heh heh! Anybody see "Blazing Saddles"? Remember the scene where
> the sheriff is about to confront Mongo? He grabs his gun belt and Gene
> Wilder says: "No, no, don't do that, don't do that. If you shoot him,
> you'll just make him mad." For some reason, that scene just flashed
> through my mind. ;-)
>
> Maybe... (just maybe) if you wait until something like 5am on the
> last day of the BBQ, have your truck pointed towards the road with the
> door open and the engine idling, build a wall of Canadian beer between
> you and Adam, and you manage to shoot him while he's still asleep on
> the floor then run away screaming like a little girl, you *might* have a
> chance. I'd give ya about 1 out of 5 odds in that scenario; any other
> way would just be suicide. ;-)
>
Well, it would *definately* be interesting in any case.
-- - Josh Lowered 2000 Dakota CC 3.9L
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