"Josh Battles" <jbattles@bankfinancial.com> wrote:
: I wouldn't worry about buying a marker for the BBQ... you're the only person
: so far that has been seriously interested. I may just bring my marker to
: shoot Adam and Norah for suggesting that they tie me to a tree and shoot me
: with paintballs. You're welcome to join in though!
Heh heh heh! Anybody see "Blazing Saddles"? Remember the scene where
the sheriff is about to confront Mongo? He grabs his gun belt and Gene
Wilder says: "No, no, don't do that, don't do that. If you shoot him,
you'll just make him mad." For some reason, that scene just flashed
through my mind. ;-)
Maybe... (just maybe) if you wait until something like 5am on the
last day of the BBQ, have your truck pointed towards the road with the
door open and the engine idling, build a wall of Canadian beer between
you and Adam, and you manage to shoot him while he's still asleep on
the floor then run away screaming like a little girl, you *might* have a
chance. I'd give ya about 1 out of 5 odds in that scenario; any other
way would just be suicide. ;-)
---Jon-
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