Sounds more like some happy biker playing around with his girlfriend and
some KY instead of the Synthetic. Heheheheh
- Bernd
-----Original Message-----
From: owner-dakota-truck@bent.twistedbits.net
[mailto:owner-dakota-truck@bent.twistedbits.net] On Behalf Of Quintin
Sent: Sunday, September 28, 2003 4:25 PM
To: dakota-truck-moderator@bent.twistedbits.net
Subject: DML: Re: RE Amsoil
Still think synthetic oils are safe? Read on...
Beware of synthetic oil; it can do terrible things to you and your
beloved motorcycle. It will not only leak out of your engine faster than
you can put it in, but it will also cause your oil filter to clog and
implode, dumping debris and dirt into your lubrication system. It also
will make every part of your bike permanently slippery because of its
linear molecular chain dispersion action. Then it will leak onto your
kick stand causing it to retract automatically, dropping your bike on
the ground!
But that's not all...
Synthetic oil will round off your gears and spin your bearings. It will
also splatter onto your seat causing your girlfriend to fall off in the
apex of a turn and she'll never ride with you again. Synthetic oil coats
Your sight window and your timing window with a whitish pro
emulsification additive that is both non removable and highly corrosive.
Synthetic oil will completely leak onto the ground overnight and your
dog will drink it and die. Synthetic oil will wear out your tires and
make your battery leak. It will give you the desperate need to urinate
after you put your full leathers on and then jam your zippers shut.
It will contaminate your gasoline, causing your bike to stall on
railroad tracks and accelerate uncontrollably near police cars. It will
make it rain during rallies and on weekends. It will lubricate your
timing belts, causing them to jump teeth and break your valves to bits.
Synthetic oil chemically weakens desmodronic valves and causes the
clearances to change every six miles. Then it melts the black soles of
your riding boots the night before you walk across your new carpeting.
While riding past groups of attractive women, it will cause both of
your handlebar grips to slip off at the same time so you smash your
windscreen with the bridge of your nose. It also causes your swing arm
to crack, your studs to break, and your rotors to warp, and then it
voids your warranty by changing your odometer reading to 55,555. It also
dries out your wet clutch and wets your dry clutch. It makes your clutch
slave cylinder seal fail in the heaviest traffic on the hottest day of
the year, while putting an angry wasp in your helmet for good measure.
Synthetic oil hides your 13 mm socket and puts super glue on your
earplugs. Synthetic oil will scratch your face shield and make your
gloves shrink two sizes night before track day. Synthetic oil stole your
neutral and sold it to the Chinese for $1.25. Synthetic oil will make
you grow a tail. Synthetic oil will write long crazy e-mail to your
Internet friends and then sign your name at the bottom.
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