Terrible Tom <SilverEightynine@earthlink.net> wrote:
: Anne Baker wrote:
:>>
:>> Bring my own what????
:>
:> Bring your own girl, Tom. Y'know the other half of the species. The one
:> that (usually) doesn't approve of or understand getting trucks dirty,
:> working on them or playing with things that go boom. Y'know those boring
:> creatures with nice feel-goody bits.
:>
: *ponders* Lets see - in life there are pizzas, beers, fires, trucks,
: tools.... these things are tangable to me - I can verify their
(Don't forget the burning green slime!) ;-)
: existance... and you also say women?? Thats a leap beyond logic. Then
: again I don't get out of the garage much... so I guess I wouldn't know
: if "females" are fact or fiction....
: Ok - now *I* am overthinking too.
Yeah, best not to think about it - just pretend to have a
girlfriend, tell everyone you will be bringing her to the BBQ
every year, when they get suspicious, pretend she is now your
fiance and continue to say she will be at the "next" BBQ or
Daktoberfest. If that doesn't work, use Photoshop to cut 'n
paste a random woman sitting next to you on a couch. (Even
better, have your sister or a pay a model to pose in the pic
with you.) Show everyone at Daktoberfest, and hope for the best.
;-) ;-) ;-)
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