BARRY OLIVER wrote:
> Sorry for the spam...
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>>WHY MEN LIE !
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>>One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a
>>river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord
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> appeared
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>>and asked, "Why are you crying?" The woodcutter replied that his axe
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> has
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>>fallen into the water, and he needed the axe to make his living.
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>>The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe.
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> "Is
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>>this your axe?" the Lord asked. The woodcutter replied, "No." The
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> Lord
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>>again went down and came up with a silver axe. "Is this your axe?"
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> the
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>>Lord asked. Again, the woodcutter replied, "No." The Lord went down
>>again and came up with an iron axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord
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> asked.
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>>The woodcutter replied, "Yes."
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>>The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three
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> axes
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>>to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.
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>>Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the
>>riverbank, and his wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the
>>Lord again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?"
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>> "Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!" The Lord went down
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> into
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>>the water and came up with Jennifer Lopez. "Is this your wife?" the
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> Lord
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>>asked. "Yes," cried the woodcutter. The Lord was furious. "You lied!
>>That is an untruth!" The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my
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> Lord.
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>>It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to Jennifer
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> Lopez,
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>>You would have come up with Catherine Zeta-Jones. Then if I said 'no'
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> to
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>>her, you would have come up with my wife. Had I then said 'yes,' you
>>would have given me all three. Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able
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> to
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>>take care of all three wives, so THAT'S why I said yes to Jennifer
>>Lopez."
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>> The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies, it is for a good
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> and
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>>honorable reason, and for the benefit of others. That's our story,
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> and
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>>we're sticking to it! - "WE HONORABLE MEN !!!!!!" :-)...
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LOL, thats a good one!!!
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