OT joke

From: KenCo (ken@kencofish.com)
Date: Tue May 25 2004 - 06:15:30 EDT


   For those of you with children...:

..............................
A mother enters her daughter's bedroom and sees a letter on the bed.
With the worst premonition, she reads it, with trembling hands:
..............................

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that I eloped
with my new boyfriend. I found real passion and he is so nice, with all
his piercings and tattoos and his big motorcycle. But it is not only
that mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his
trailer in the woods. He wants to have many more children with me and
that's one of my dreams. I've learned that marihuana doesn't hurt
anyone and we'll be growing it for us and his friends, who are providing
us with all the cocaine and ecstasies we may want. In the meantime,
we'll pray for science to find the AIDS cure, for Ahmed to get better,
he deserves it. Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to
take care of myself. Some day I'll visit so you will get to know your
grandchildren.

Your daughter,

Judith

PS: Mom, it's not true. I'm at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to
show you that there are worst things in life than the school's report
card that's in my desk's drawer...I love you!

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