OT cops

From: Barry Oliver (barrysuperhawk@insightbb.com)
Date: Sat Mar 05 2005 - 22:09:47 EST


The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all
trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The
President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a
forest and each of them has to catch it.

The CIA goes in.
They place animal informants throughout the forest.
They question all plant and mineral witnesses.
After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that
rabbits do not exist.

The FBI goes in.
After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything
in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies.
The rabbit had it coming.

The LAPD goes in.
They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear.
The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"



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