Re: OT cops

From: jon@dakota-truck.net
Date: Sun Mar 06 2005 - 10:02:05 EST


Barry Oliver <barrysuperhawk@insightbb.com> wrote:

: The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all
: trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The
: President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a
: forest and each of them has to catch it.

: The CIA goes in.
: They place animal informants throughout the forest.
: They question all plant and mineral witnesses.
: After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that
: rabbits do not exist.

: The FBI goes in.
: After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything
: in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies.
: The rabbit had it coming.

: The LAPD goes in.
: They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear.
: The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"

    Heheheh! :-)

    I assume the FBI was working with the BATFE on this one? ;-)

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                                          -Jon-

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