Barry Oliver <barrysuperhawk@insightbb.com> wrote:
: The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all
: trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The
: President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a
: forest and each of them has to catch it.
: The CIA goes in.
: They place animal informants throughout the forest.
: They question all plant and mineral witnesses.
: After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that
: rabbits do not exist.
: The FBI goes in.
: After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything
: in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies.
: The rabbit had it coming.
: The LAPD goes in.
: They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear.
: The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"
Heheheh! :-)
I assume the FBI was working with the BATFE on this one? ;-)
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