Josh Battles wrote:
> <Walt@Walt-n-Ingrid.Com> wrote in message
> news:d3doui$gvn$1@bent.twistedbits.net...
>
>>For the last several days, I've been having an ongoing battle with some
>>squirrels that are tearing up our bird feeders here at the house, last
>
> night
>
>>Ingrid woke me at 2AM because of a loud screeching noise outside our
>
> window.
>
>>This is what I discovered.
>
> [....]
>
> License to kill bears by the government of the United Nations. Man, free to
> kill bears at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my
> enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They're like the
> Viet Cong - Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence
> and superior firepower. And that's all she wrote
>
You know, I could probably fix that problem for you.. I have been
looking for a reason to pick up a beowulf... A bearskin rug would
compliment your decor perfectly...
This archive was generated by hypermail 2b29 : Sun May 01 2005 - 01:40:55 EDT