Jason Bleazard said:
>
> On Thu, July 21, 2005 2:30 pm, Josh Battles said:
>>
>> Yes, but I'm not sure my alternator puts out the required amount of
>> jiggawatts to run all the electronics needed. We're going to have to do
>> something so we don't get the imfamous "needs moar jiggawatts" error.
>> That would be catastropic, IMO.
>
> True enough. I'll requisition an extra Mr. Fusion from the testing lab at
> work. As for cooling, I think you'll be required to keep your speed above
> 50 MPH at all times to provide sufficient airflow through the heat sinks.
>
> It occurred to me that 1.21 jiggabytes is enough storage to back up the
> entire intarnetweb. As long as your truck will be required to be in
> constant motion anyway, I think you should offer your services as a mobile
> disaster backup in case the communists, er, terrorists launch an attack
> against the intarnetweb. We'll keep your location a secret at all times
> so that you don't become a target. We'll also need to outfit your truck
> with stealth technology so that it can't be spotted from orbit or police
> radar.
Fantastic, but please make sure you requisition for a high output Mr. Fusion
unit. I've used the standard ones before with less than desirable results.
By using the high output Mr. Fusion unit I suspect we will have enough extra
power on hand that we may use it to power a Mr. Wind unit as well to cool the
drive. As we all know, the Mr. Wind unit is very robust and should provide
more than adequite airflow as well as durability.
Do you really think that 1.21 jiggabytes is enough to back up the whole
interwebnet.com? The last time I tried to create a jiggabyte of storage all
I was able to store on it were a few miscellaneous Jay-Z songs that somehow
corrupted the FAT record for the drive rendering it useless. Have you
encountered this before? I have no workaround for this error but suspect it
to be a common problem.
In addition to the stealth technology to protect me from Commu-terrorists, I
suspect a driveline upgrade to be necessary given the added weight of the
stealth technology, UNLESS you had planned on using the new "Clearcoat
Stealth" that was developed by Knight Industries in the mid 1980's. Reports
on the Clearcoat Stealth technology leads me to believe that this is the
perfect solution to our dilemma.
-- - Josh www.omg-stfu.com
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