And now deep thoughts... by jack handy

From: Terrible Tom (SilverEightynine@aol.com)
Date: Mon Sep 04 2006 - 23:52:13 EDT


When toasting a marshmallow over a gas range using a butter knife, after
eating the marshmallow, do not look at the butter knife and think "oooh
marshmallow residue tasty" and try to lick the knife.

It will sear several layers of flesh off your tongue..

And that is a Bad Thing...

And the little men will point and laugh at you... as you scream...

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