Terrible Tom <silvereightynine@aol.com> wrote:
> jon@dakota-truck.net wrote:
>> Maybe its a Canadian plot to disseminate bad intelligence prior
>> to their invasion of the USA? Bernd is actually locked up in a high
>> security facility in Manitoba, and Celine Dion is living in his house,
>> posting misdirection to the DML. They plan to disperse a chemical
>> fog over US military bases which will clog catalytic converters, and
>> without being able to perform a correct diagnosis, the military will
>> be crippled. (Insert "Muwahahahaaaa" here and stroke feline, if
>> applicable.) Hmmm, does an M1 Abrams even have cats? If not, I may
>> need to switch to a different theory - I've got plenty! ;-)
>>
>>
> Bwahahahahahahahahahahhaha!!!!!!!
> (pause for breath)
> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!
No, no, no... It goes, "Muwahahahaaaa!", and you must be stroking
a cat while you do it or everybody is going to think you are bluffing.
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