You should have made up your own religion on the spot, DMLisim or
something and tried to convert him....
I had a girl going for the better part of a day telling her that I
didn't need her Jesus speech while I was working on her PC, that I was a
disciple of John Moses Browning, that my bible was the "green book",
that .40 was the number of *my* devil, not 666, and that I prayed
Sundays and Thursdays. I had her going right up 'til she googled
everything when I was done with her stuff. She was kinda hot in a late
50ish Hallie Berry sort of way so I didn't feel too bad.
Dustin Williams wrote:
>>Anyway, the moral of the story: if you're going to drive in a river,
>>use a real truck. Thats what Dakotas are for. :)
>>
>
> I had to rescue a Ranger a few months back. The idiot had a 2x4 and
> backed off the gravel into soft dirt and couldn't get any traction. It
> was a busy weekend and the parking area at my apartment building was
> packed, so I maneuvered around all the vehicles, pulled out my tow
> strap, they hooked it to something on their Ford, I hooked my end to
> my tow hook on the front of the Dakota, put her in 4 low and reverse,
> barely touched the gas peddle and the Ford was saved.
>
> The ironic thing was after he thanked me the guy wanted to talk
> religion...the last time I checked you don't get any rights like that
> when you're the looser getting rescued, but then again, he was driving
> a Ford.
>
> Dustin Williams
> Tacoma, WA
> 1994 Dakota SLT CC 4x4 V8
>
>
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