Ha ha.....mine is a she too.
Speaking of she's....I asked my wife if she'd like a tattoo today....
She said of what?....I said of a pretty womens face.
She said....Where the fuck would I put that?
I replied.....on your face of course :o)
Poor women
Bob
-----Original Message-----
From: owner-dakota-truck@bent.twistedbits.net [mailto:owner-dakota-truck@bent.twistedbits.net] On Behalf Of Aaron Wyse
Sent: Sunday, January 10, 2010 11:00 AM
To: dakota-truck@dakota-truck.net
Subject: DML: RE: Female Chryslers was: Cannot get in gear
I have had a hard tiem breaking mine of some bad habits.. using oil & parts.
IF you give in and buy it jewelery.. it's going to want more.. I'll give
mine a trinket or hand me down.. But that is all. I think she's now
wanting a set of earrings, I mean bearings.. Wants to go out and put back a
3-4 quarts of the good stuff.
----- Original Message -----
From: "Matt Beazer" <teseract@moparhowto.com>
To: <dakota-truck@dakota-truck.net>
Sent: Sunday, January 10, 2010 8:02 AM
Subject: Re: DML: Cannot get in gear
>
>
> Tempting, but I'll skip the "that time of the month jokes".
>
> I think Chrysler vehicles are all female though. Park a couple of them
> next to one another and they seem to "talk", and suddenly one or the
> other will develop the same problem as the one next to it, or something
> similar. They chat and find all sorts of fun new ways to get their
> owners to buy them shiny new jewelery, er, parts, and get you to spend
> time with them with an evening alone... in the garage. They get your
> hopes up that their engine will start running, then you end up standing
> in the cold outside the garage feeling frustrated.
>
> God help you if you bring home a younger, er, newer model and park it
> next to the old one!
>
> MattB
>
>
>
> On 01/09/2010 02:13 PM, clhyer@cox.net wrote:
>> Once again I need to call on my friends in the DML community.
>> I have a friend with a 2002 Dakota, V6, Auto, Column shift. The truck
>> starts fine, but sometimes we cannot get the truck out of park. We can
>> repeatedly restart the truck and eventually it (whatever "it" is) will
>> cycle to the spot where the truck will go into gear and act like nothing
>> ever happened.
>>
>> As I typed that, it sounds a lot like my wife... maybe the truck is
>> female?
>>
>> Anyhow, my '99 FSM indicates this is fixed by replacing the steering
>> column. Is there something else we might look at first? If we need a
>> steering column, any idea of years that will interchange?
>> TIA,
>> Cal
>>
>>
>>
>>
>
This archive was generated by hypermail 2b29 : Mon Mar 01 2010 - 00:25:26 EST