OMG! Talk about living dangerously.
----- Original Message -----
From: "Bob N" <bocd@optonline.net>
To: <dakota-truck@dakota-truck.net>
Sent: Sunday, January 10, 2010 8:13 PM
Subject: DML: RE: RE: Female Chryslers was: Cannot get in gear
>
> Ha ha.....mine is a she too.
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> Speaking of she's....I asked my wife if she'd like a tattoo today....
>
> She said of what?....I said of a pretty womens face.
>
> She said....Where the fuck would I put that?
>
> I replied.....on your face of course :o)
>
> Poor women
>
>
> Bob
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: owner-dakota-truck@bent.twistedbits.net
> [mailto:owner-dakota-truck@bent.twistedbits.net] On Behalf Of Aaron Wyse
> Sent: Sunday, January 10, 2010 11:00 AM
> To: dakota-truck@dakota-truck.net
> Subject: DML: RE: Female Chryslers was: Cannot get in gear
>
>
> I have had a hard tiem breaking mine of some bad habits.. using oil &
> parts.
> IF you give in and buy it jewelery.. it's going to want more.. I'll give
> mine a trinket or hand me down.. But that is all. I think she's now
> wanting a set of earrings, I mean bearings.. Wants to go out and put back
> a
> 3-4 quarts of the good stuff.
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "Matt Beazer" <teseract@moparhowto.com>
> To: <dakota-truck@dakota-truck.net>
> Sent: Sunday, January 10, 2010 8:02 AM
> Subject: Re: DML: Cannot get in gear
>
>
>>
>>
>> Tempting, but I'll skip the "that time of the month jokes".
>>
>> I think Chrysler vehicles are all female though. Park a couple of them
>> next to one another and they seem to "talk", and suddenly one or the
>> other will develop the same problem as the one next to it, or something
>> similar. They chat and find all sorts of fun new ways to get their
>> owners to buy them shiny new jewelery, er, parts, and get you to spend
>> time with them with an evening alone... in the garage. They get your
>> hopes up that their engine will start running, then you end up standing
>> in the cold outside the garage feeling frustrated.
>>
>> God help you if you bring home a younger, er, newer model and park it
>> next to the old one!
>>
>> MattB
>>
>>
>>
>> On 01/09/2010 02:13 PM, clhyer@cox.net wrote:
>>> Once again I need to call on my friends in the DML community.
>>> I have a friend with a 2002 Dakota, V6, Auto, Column shift. The truck
>>> starts fine, but sometimes we cannot get the truck out of park. We can
>>> repeatedly restart the truck and eventually it (whatever "it" is) will
>>> cycle to the spot where the truck will go into gear and act like nothing
>>> ever happened.
>>>
>>> As I typed that, it sounds a lot like my wife... maybe the truck is
>>> female?
>>>
>>> Anyhow, my '99 FSM indicates this is fixed by replacing the steering
>>> column. Is there something else we might look at first? If we need a
>>> steering column, any idea of years that will interchange?
>>> TIA,
>>> Cal
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>
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