1996 Turbo BeepBeep

From: Dave_Clement-LDC009@email.mot.com
Date: Thu Jun 20 1996 - 16:16:47 EDT


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From: Clement_D on Thu, Jun 20, 1996 4:20 PM
Subject: 1996 Turbo BeepBeep

This is not CC related but I though the list would enjoy!!

Dave Clement
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A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available: a 1996,
Turbo BeepBeep. It is the best and most expensive car in the world,
and it runs him $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and, while
doing so, stops for a red light. An old man on a moped (both
looking about 90 years old) pulls up next to him. The old man looks
over the sleek, shiny surface of the car and asks,
"What kind of car ya' got there, sonny?".

The young man replies, "A 1996 Turbo BeepBeep. They cost $500,000."

"That's a lot of money" says the old man, shocked.
"Why does it cost so much?"

"Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!"
states the cool dude proudly.

The moped driver asks, "Can I take a look inside?"
"Sure", replies the owner."

So, the old man pokes his head in the window and looks
around. Leaning back on his moped, the old man says "That's a
pretty nice car, all right!"

Just then, the light changes, so the guy decides to
show the old man what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30
seconds the speedometer reads 320 mph.

Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to
be getting closer! He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly,
whhhoooossshhh! Something whips by him, going much faster!

"What on earth could be going faster than my Turbo BeepBeep?" the
young man asks himself.

Then, ahead of him, he sees a dot coming toward him. Whoooooosh!
It goes by again, heading the opposite direction! And, it almost looked
like the old man on the moped!

"Couldn't be," thinks the guy. "How could a moped outrun a Turbo
BeepBeep?"

Again, he sees a dot in his rear view mirror! Whooooosh Ka-BbblaMMM!
It plows into the back of his car, demolishing the rear end. The young
man jumps out, and sure enough, it is the old man!!! Of course the
moped and the old man are hurting for certain. He runs up to the dying
old man and says,

"You're hurt bad! Is there anything I can do for you?"

The old man groans and replies, "Yes. Unhook my suspenders from
your side-view mirror!"

 



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