just a little note that made me laugh... Anyone that has dealt with dealers
as of now will appreciate this...
"The Purchase"
A farmer had been taken several times by the local car dealer. One day,
the car dealer informed the farmer that he was coming over to purchase a
cow. The farmer priced his unit as Follows:
Basic cow 499.95
Shipping and handling 35.75
Extra stomach 79.25
Two tone exterior 142.10
Produce storage compartment 126.50
Heavy duty straw chopper 189.60
Four spigot/high output drain system 149.20
Automatic fly swatter 88.50
Genuine cowhide upholstery 179.90
Deluxe dual horns 59.25
Automatic fertilizer attachment 339.40
4 x 4 traction drive assembly 884.16
Pre-delivery wash and comb 69.80
FARMERS SUGGESTED LIST PRICE: 2843.36
Additional dealer adjustments: 300.00
TOTAL LIST PRICE (Including options): 3143.36
Submitted by: McCarty @ SFASU.EDU
Bryan Harper
'93 5.2 4x4 Auto Le Ext.Cab
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I xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra xerox machine.
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