At 09:22 AM 1/12/98 -0600, Richard A Pyburn wrote:
>On Sun, 11 Jan 1998 22:00:58 -0800 (PST) Daniel Gregory
><barracuda426@rocketmail.com> writes:
>>Hello folks, I'm not well known on here, but I just remembered a story
>>that I'm sure all Dak owners will appreciate.
>>
>>Ok, here is the story:
>>
>>This guy I know at school is one of these people that gets basically
>>anything he wants. Well, unfortunately he is a Chebby lover. So
>>naturally I'm always picking on him.. singing the Chebby song. "Like a
>>rock, always sittin still just like a rock."
>
>Not bad; I like to sing to Allan Jackson's "...gonna buy me a ferd truck
>and PUSH it up and down the road."
>
This is probably not very nice, and undeserved and all that stuff, but
I can't resist. :-)
He wants to buy a Ford truck or two. Why two? Because one of them is
almost guaranteed to be broken at any given time. ;-)
Did you happen to notice his jeans in that commercial? They're all
ripped and torn up. Why? He can't afford to buy a new pair; he's got
all his money tied up in fixing his Fords. When we're talking about
someone with as much money as Alan Jackson, you get an idea of the scope
of Ford's problem. ;-)
-Jon-
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