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A few days after Christmas, a Mother working in her kitchen was listening to
her son playing with his new electric train set in the living room. She
heard the train stop and then heard her son say, "All of you sons-of-bitches
who want off, get the hell off now, 'cause this is the last stop. And, all of
you sons-of-bitches who are gettin'on, get your asses in the train 'cause
we're leaving!" The Mother went in and told Little Johnny, "We don't use that
kind of language in this house. Now, I want you to go to your room for two
hours. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use
nicer language."
Two hours later, Little Johnny came out of the bedroom and resumed playing
with his train. Soon the train stopped and the Mother heard her son say, "All
passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your
belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today, and we hope that
you will ride with us again soon. For those of you just boarding, we ask that
you stow all of your hand luggage under your seat or in the overhead racks.
Remember that there is no smoking except in the Club Car. We hope that you
will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today.
For those of you who are pissed off because of the two hour delay, please see
the Bitch in the kitchen."
Walter_Felix@MSN.COM
Truck: 88 Dodge Dakota Sport 4x4.
Color: Flash Red
Motor: 3.9 V6
Tranny: A-500 Auto with NVP231 Transfer Case
Factory Accessories: AC, Cruise, Tilt, PW, PD, Rear Slider, Light Bar, Fog
Lamps & Covers
Aftermarket Accessories: Lund Interceptor, Lund Moon Visor, Sony
AM/FM/Cassette w/10 Disk Changer, ventguards, custom bed mat, black Dee-Zee
tailgate protector, Lund head-lamp blackouts, 4 Dick Cepek lamps with custom
covers, cowl style hood scoop, 3" TrailMaster body lift, 31x10.50x15 Dunlop
Radial Mud Rovers on 15x10 AR Type 26 rims, X-Tang railed tonneau cover (cut
and fitted to bed bar), Lund TailMate, Rancho RS-5000 Shocks, FlowMaster 3"
in/2 2-1/2" outlets, BushWacker fender flares, Taylor 8mm wires (Red), "FABM",
"DDBC".
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