FUNNY!!!!!!! Very good contribution!
---Walter Felix <Walter_Felix@classic.msn.com> wrote:
>
> >
> A few days after Christmas, a Mother working in her kitchen was
listening to
> her son playing with his new electric train set in the living room.
She
> heard the train stop and then heard her son say, "All of you
sons-of-bitches
> who want off, get the hell off now, 'cause this is the last stop.
And, all of
> you sons-of-bitches who are gettin'on, get your asses in the train
'cause
> we're leaving!" The Mother went in and told Little Johnny, "We don't
use that
> kind of language in this house. Now, I want you to go to your room
for two
> hours. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want
you to use
> nicer language."
> Two hours later, Little Johnny came out of the bedroom and resumed
playing
> with his train. Soon the train stopped and the Mother heard her son
say, "All
> passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take
all of your
> belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today, and we
hope that
> you will ride with us again soon. For those of you just boarding,
we ask that
> you stow all of your hand luggage under your seat or in the overhead
racks.
> Remember that there is no smoking except in the Club Car. We hope
that you
> will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today.
>
> For those of you who are pissed off because of the two hour delay,
please see
> the Bitch in the kitchen."
>
> Walter_Felix@MSN.COM
> Truck: 88 Dodge Dakota Sport 4x4.
> Color: Flash Red
> Motor: 3.9 V6
> Tranny: A-500 Auto with NVP231 Transfer Case
> Factory Accessories: AC, Cruise, Tilt, PW, PD, Rear Slider, Light
Bar, Fog
> Lamps & Covers
> Aftermarket Accessories: Lund Interceptor, Lund Moon Visor, Sony
> AM/FM/Cassette w/10 Disk Changer, ventguards, custom bed mat, black
Dee-Zee
> tailgate protector, Lund head-lamp blackouts, 4 Dick Cepek lamps
with custom
> covers, cowl style hood scoop, 3" TrailMaster body lift, 31x10.50x15
Dunlop
> Radial Mud Rovers on 15x10 AR Type 26 rims, X-Tang railed tonneau
cover (cut
> and fitted to bed bar), Lund TailMate, Rancho RS-5000 Shocks,
FlowMaster 3"
> in/2 2-1/2" outlets, BushWacker fender flares, Taylor 8mm wires
(Red), "FABM",
> "DDBC".
> http://www.geocities.com/MotorCity/Downs/9219
>
>
>
==
black '97 Sport
318 5-speed
3.55 SG
Street Scene pan and hitch
DJM 3-5 drop
Flowmaster 2-chamber muffler
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