On Mon, 20 Jul 1998 14:31:37 -0500 John Bell <johnb@pswtech.com> wrote:
>Hey all,
Yesssssss!
> First of all, the protagonist...
>
>'97 Dak SLT CC, 239ci v6, 5spd, 3.55 LSD. *no mods*
>
>That's right, stock... not for long if I can help it :-).
>
>The "spankees" (this was a Hat Trick for the weekend, btw):
>
>- '97 Honda Prelude
>- '97 Mazda 626 (near as I could tell, rice is not in my diet)
>- '96 Ford Ranger POS
>
>1) '97 Honda Prelude
>
> Pinhead in Prelude decides he's gonna pass me on the right
> going uphill on Spicewood Springs here in Austin TX. That's
> a negatory, rice boy... 2cd/3rd gear and a heavy foot leaves
> him eating my tire shavings all the way up. He was pissed.
> Oh well, it's a tough world. Cope >:-).
>
>2) '97 Mazda 626
>
> Our setting is the lovely 183 and 360 intersection again
> here in Austin. Mazda mouthbreather wants to cut me off
> (_again_ on the right) in order to gain that precious one car
> length to get onto 183 North. Crap like this annoys me. My hand
> moves to 2cd gear, my foot goes through the floorboard,
> Yabba Dabba Doo goodbye Mazda have a nice day.
>
>3) '96 Ford Ranger "Julio Special"
>
> Our setting: a stoplight on scenic Duval Rd. (coming in
> from IBM), Austin TX again (hey, I don't get out of town
> much). Bouncing baby buggy Frod Ranger with "chip my
> paint please" tire/rim mods and pimply-ass butt ugly
> paint job. I'm driving minding my own business, for
> some reason Frod bonehead thinks I have offended him
> somehow, starts using sign language on me at the light.
> I raise four fingers when opposite light turns yellow
> and start counting down. He's game, we go...
>
> I'm gone. Three lengths later he's cut off when the
> road goes two to one, get's to follow me in Grampa
> mode all the way to Chuy's :-). Here's a nickel, kid,
> get yourself a real truck.
>
>Share the fun, I say... two rice cakes and Frod legs for
>dinner. Chuy's for dessert :-).
>
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