Michael Z-Sykes wrote:
>
> >>Why do they do that?<<<
>
> I dunno'. Mine does it too. Maybe if you warn em', it won't be as bad =)
> (in a soft voice) "Hey hon, I'm gonna' put tha' spank down, okay?"
> hee hee
>
You laugh, but it works... I've found that most women are blood-thirsty
carnivores in cute bunny-suit clothing, they just don't like to be
surprised or left out of the fun :-).
<Ferd 150 with annoying "boom boom" speaker system pulls alongside>
Wife: "Why are people so annoying?" (She hates Ferd 150s anyway, so
spank-boy already had two strikes against him; the stereo
was the final straw. Him being a zit-faced punk driving
around on Daddy's hard-earned money didn't help either, as
we both grew up having to earn our rides)
Me: "Don't worry, I'll shut him down as soon as the light changes,
so hold on."
Wife: *evil grin* "OK."
See? Just like that, works every time :-). Besides, it's more
fun when you share the spank...
Ummm, well, maybe that didn't come out like I wanted (or did it?) :-)
Have fun,
--
John Bell johnb@psw.com http://www.psw.com
"One possible reason that things aren't going according to plan
is that there never was a plan in the first place." - Anonymous
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